Rules of a Gentleman

  1. dress well! be true to yourself, fitted nicely, and appropriate for the occasion. You don’t have to be flashy, you don’t have to look like a bum, but regardless, you try your best to wear things that make you feel good above all, but that are also appropriate and respectable. Trust us ;) the Ladies that come to the Coldroom will like you even more.
  2. Have a signature drink that you both can make at home after a long day’s work, and order with effortless swag at any bar you happen to be in. (This means no complicated ingredients and easy substitutes. If it’s a whiskey soda, so be it.
  3. Hold doors open for everyone, because that’s just a nice thing that you do.
  4. Cat calls will have you kicked out of our establishment. Show some class to a lady or a real gentleman will ask you to leave. 
  5. Do not refer to things as “gay” that aren’t homosexual human beings. People who call things “gay” as a pejorative are truly the raisins in the trail mix of life.
  6. Make good eye contact, but not so much that it gets into “I’ve been watching you from behind your dumpster” levels. 
  7. Erase the word “slut” from your vocabulary. 
  8. Treat every woman with the same amount of respect and humanity that you would your mother, sister, or daughter — and think about why there might have been conditions on how you treated them in the first place.
  9. Know your alcohol limits, and respect them. Stay classy.
  10. Learn how to dance, at least a bit. If you need help, Ask our manager Dan.