1- The bartender is the boss.
2- Treat others the way you'd like to be treated. Easy. If the idea seems a bit complicated, please take a look at the following steps on how to better yourself as a human being.
3- Please keep all yelling, cursing and singing attempts for the Karaoke bars.
4- The preparation of a quality drink takes quality time. Patience is a virtue.
5- No drinks outside, ever. Not even for a smoke. It's the law.
6- Please act your age, or you'll be required to come back accompanied by a parent or a guardian.
7- Respect our neighbours. Keep the volume down when outside as not to disturb those who are trying to sleep.
8- Please excuse yourself from the bar for all phone calls, and before that one too many Chartreuse moment.
9 - For all make out purposes, may we suggest our next door neighbour The William Grey hotel? Get a room.
10 - Lastly, for any question, concern or disagreement regarding these rules, please see rule 1.